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Growing into an adult and gaining responsibilities and problems that couldn’t just be solved by punching his way out of them eventually made Jotaro much less quick to anger. He’s more mature now, so even when something frustrates him (like a paper he’s been working on for hours and barely has two sentences typed), he usually only spares a frown and deeper furrow of his brows. This case in Morioh, however, is a far more serious issue that he can’t just shrug off. He’s at a complete loss, though he suppose that would happen when the only others helping him are rather immature and green when it comes to dealing with Stands. He needs the help of someone more like himself. 

This is what leads him to phone one Kakyoin Noriaki, and old ally and friend that he trusts will be a true aid to the case. He mentioned it before during a casual call when he was first heading for Japan and though his friend expressed some interest, he said something about a project of his own he was attending to. Jotaro can’t really remember what it was. Thankfully, Kakyoin was done with it when Jotaro placed his more urgent call, agreeing to come to Japan as soon as possible. 

Similar to when he first arrived, Jotaro waits for the cab his friend is in near the bus station. A room at the hotel is already ready for him (courtesy of the Speedwagon Foundation), and he’s already told the kids he’s teamed up with that a friend of his shall join them. He briefly recalls the lot of them sounding relieved—Jotaro could’ve sworn he heard Josuke whisper something to Okuyasu and Koichi about someone else coming to help meant more time for them to play video games.  

As a yellow cab screeches up to the curb and a familiar head of red hair emerges from one of the rear doors Jotaro can’t help but contain a small smile. This is his friend, after all, and it only just occurs to him how long it’s been since they’ve had a chance to catch up in person. Honestly, it kind of reminds him of old times and old friends (some lost, he thinks as his mind wanders to the picture taken all those years ago still framed on his desk). It’s bittersweet, almost. 

“Long time no see, Kakyoin. Though that’s probably mostly my fault,” Jotaro feels a brief pang of guilt threatening to wash over him, but he shrugs it off to instead extend a hand to his friend. “How was the flgiht? Also, you need to tell me about what exactly your last project was. Correct me if I’m wrong, but it was something to do with Stands in South America, right?”

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Twenty eight years old and Kujo Jotaro still experiences some uneasy feelings when meeting strangers for the first time. It’s something he’s mostly gotten over, even if the issue mostly stems from he’s just not a fan of talking. It’s not that he particularly cares what others think of him or is even really nervous. He just doesn’t like the whole small talk thing. He avoids it when he can simply because it irks him—simply put, he’s not a fan of wasting time. 

However, both Koichi and Josuke insisted he meet this man, claiming he could be of use to them in their investigation of Kira. Both didn’t have many kind words to spare for him, though, so Jotaro honestly doubted he could even be an ally. He supposed he’d just have to see for himself what the man’s Stand could do, because from what Koichi told him it wasn’t overwhelmingly impressive. Something about showing people manga pages and if they’re compatible he could read/write in them? It sounds like it could be potentially strong, but highly situational. After all, who is to say their future enemies will be compatible? 

Quietly, Jotaro mutters a ‘yare yare’ under his breath as he readjusts the brown and worn bag slung over his shoulder. Within it is some notes and pictures in case Rohan needs to see them, despite remaining skeptical of even teaming up with this guy. It the man does try anything funny, however, Jotaro is alert and ready to summon his own Stand. He figures the artist is aware of that already and should know better, but it seems others always think they can defeat his Stand before getting their faces smashed in. 

Jotaro rings the bell and waits after taking a brief glance at his watch. Right on time. Hopefully this is quick so he can return to his hotel room and resume working on his thesis as soon as possible. 

askboxmemethings:

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

• *Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
• *Slaps you*
• *Kisses you on the lips*
• *Bites your lip*
• *Rubs your shoulders*
• *Dumps ice water over your head*
• *Winks at you*
• *Flips hair at you*
• *Throws a ball of paper towards you*
• *Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
• *Slams the door shut behind you*
• *Storms out of the room*
• *Wraps my arms around you from behind*
• *Kisses your neck*
• *Nibbles on your earlobe*
• *Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
• *Strokes your hair*
• *Caresses your cheek*
• *Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

• “You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
• “I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
• “I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
• “Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
• “Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
• “Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
• “If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
• “Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
• *Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

• "I’m sorry, have we met before?”
• “I don’t know you, but thanks.”
• “You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
• “We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
• “Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
• “It’s none of your business. We just met.”
• “Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
• "I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
• “Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

• “Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
• “No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
• "I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
• “I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
• “I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
• “You know, most people watch porn at home.”
• “Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
• “Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
• “If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
• “You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

• “Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
• "We lost the playoffs.”
• “The girls team beat the boys!”
• “I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
• “Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
• “I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
• “She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
• “She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
• “I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
• “Being a freshman sucks.”
• “I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
• “She/he told me they were a junior!”
• “Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
• “Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
• “How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
• “Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
• "I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
• “I definitely failed that test.”
• “I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

• “Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
• “I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
• “Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
• "I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
• “What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
• “Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
• “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
• “At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

• “You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
• "Shut up. Just shut up!”
• “I don’t need to listen to this.”
• “You’re lying.”
• “I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
• “I can’t look at you.”
• “Don’t fucking touch me.”
• “If you say one more word, I swear…”
• “Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
• “What’s wrong with you?”
• “Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
• “You must be crazy.”
• “I’m not backing down.”
• "You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
• “What’s your issue?”
  
• "You make me so angry.”
• "This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

• "And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
• “I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
• “I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
• "You’re the one that I want.”
• “I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
• "Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
• “I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
• “I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
• “I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
• "I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
• “Please, don’t leave me.”
• “I need you more than you will ever know.”
• “I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

• *Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
• “I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
• “I brought vodka and ice cream.”
• “You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
• “I can’t believe you went without me!”
• “I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
• “I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
• “I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
• “Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

• [TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
• [TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
• [TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
• [TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
• [TEXT] Do you even love me?
• [TEXT] What happened to us?
• [TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
• [TEXT] IM26C4U.
• [TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
• [TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
• [TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
• [TEXT] I still love you.
• [TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

• [TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
• [TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
• [TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
• [TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
• [TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

rohan is trying to get at my old man… disgusting

clackerss:

let. me. see. your. report. card.

i’m not getting it so you gotta find it urself, old man

clackerss:

let me see your report card

about that… don’t ask for things you don’t want to see

please help my grandpa is picking on me AGAIN

listen… my fave spongebob episode just came on i gtg

fuck we are under attack