kissed a boy | kissed a girl | had sex | sexted | had sex in public | had sex in a car | bought condoms | gotten pregnant | failed a class | used a little paper bag for lunch | had a job | missed the school bus | left the house without your wallet/purse | bullied someone on the internet | played on a sports team (he ran track when he was younger if that counts?) | watched a sports game live | smoked weed | smoked cigarettes | smoked a cigar | drank alcohol | watched “the breakfast club” | been overweight | been underweight | had an eating disorder | been to a wedding | made fun of someone for being fat | been on the computer for 5 hours straight | watched tv for 5 hours straight | been late for work | been late for school | kissed someone in the rain | showered with someone else | failed my drivers test | ran a mile in less than 10 minutes | been outside my home country | been on a road trip longer than 5 hours | gotten my heart broken | had a credit card | been to a professional sports game | broken a bone | been unhappy about your weight | won a trophy | cut myself | had an std | got engaged | been on a diet | tried out to be on a tv show | rode in a taxi | been to prom | played in a drinking game | stayed up for 24 hours or more | been to a concert | had a threesome | had a crush on someone of the same sex | been in a car (plane) accident | had braces | learned another language | killed a bug | been at a yard sale | been to a japanese steakhouse | wore make up | talked to someone via webcam | lost my virginity before i was 16 | had my wisdom teeth taken out | kissed someone a different race than myself | snuck out of the house | bought porn | had a virus on my computer | had oral sex | dyed my hair | graduated from college | wore someone else’s clothes | voted in an election | rode in an ambulance | rode in a helicopter | caught the stove on fire!!!!!!! | got in a fight | been on vacation | been in an airplane | been on a boat | had surgery | beat a video game | found something valuable on the ground | made a survey | stalked someone on social media | prank called someone | been to a library outside of school | spent over $100 shopping in one day | cut your hair and hated it | peed outside | went fishing | helped with charity | taken a pregnancy test | been rejected by a crush | been suspended from school | broken a mirror | faked sick from school | owned a pet | been to a theme park
“–You’re quite the odd one,” He said, shaking his head briefly upon hearing the young man out. Toast Sandwich? That was new. And by his imagination, it seems like a rather dull thing to eat.
“I’ve got the idea. I just didn’t know that this was an actual thing.” He said, reaching over for the bag that held the slices of bread. “You’re literally the first soul who would actually consider this as a meal. At least in my book.”
“Really? Mom said it was a totally normal meal,” Jotaro says, his face settling into a deeper-than-usual frown. Was his mother lying to him? Or was his grandfather just trying to mess with him again? He’s not entirely sure. If he were anyone else, he might be mildly embarrassed. Ultimately, he’s just pleased he doesn’t have to make the toast sandwich himself.
“What about spaghetti tacos? Have you ever had those?” Jotaro loves them.
“Exactly what it sounds like,” Jotaro says immediately in that smart ass way of his when he usually spoke with his grandfather (and all other authority figures, for that matter). However, he quickly remembers that Joseph is an old fart that probably doesn’t know, so he opts to explain.
“Three pieces of bread. Two are toasted, and the one in the middle isn’t. I thought that should’ve been obvious?”
“Yare yare,” Jotaro mutters under his breath. He doesn’t even bother sparing Mr. J much more than one of his cold glares. Had he been younger, more like himself when he was 17, the poor fool would’ve suffered a few heavy-handed punches to the faces. He’s lucky Jotaro’s grown past that quick to anger, edgy phase of his. He just can’t be bothered when all he has to do is stop time the moment he realizes something awry has occurred. Star Platinum quickly rips away the glove and coat sleeve that burned from the chemical before time resumes.
“Are you sureyou’re a certified chemist?” Jotaro asks, stepping away from the lab station to grab himself new protective attire. If he would’ve known he’d be working with a buffoon he might’ve considered asking one of his assistants to deal with this instead.
i probably should’ve posted this sooner, but i’m on a little hiatus that should be ending around saturday. i might get to stuff sooner, might not, but i’ll definitely work on stuff then
