*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I’m not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want.”
“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
The sight before Jotaro is a shocking one. This is a man he’s only heard and seen pictures of because he died nearly 100 years before Jotaro was even born. He figures this must be some sort of strange dream or effect of a Stand, but why? Why would it be so specific like this? It’s a mystery he has to get to the bottom of quickly if it’s the result of an enemy’s doing.
“So do you,” Jotaro says, eyeing the other with an air of caution. It could just be an odd coincidence, after all. Perhaps he shouldn’t be so presumptuous… “What’s your name?”
It’s rare that Jotaro admits defeat because he’s found that more often than not, there’s always a way out. This time around is different, though, as he has absolutely no clue where he is or who he’s even with. The blond hair and overall way this man carries himself is familiar in a way that Jotaro really doesn’t want to even consider because of how frightening and impossible it is.
Still, the questions beg to be asked.
“Who are you?” he asks, directing his cold gaze to the shorter man before him. “… And where are we?”
Normally Jotaro is the type to work through a cold or fever or just about anything that might hinder him. He’s a busy man with no time to lose, after all, and there was still so much to be done. Investigating, researching… All things on his list of stressful priorities that he really couldn’t afford to take a break from.
He was forced to, however, since he’d nearly passed out while out and about the other day. Josuke was extremely concerned about his older nephew’s well-being, and as a result he was forced to rest while the other’s continued the search for Kira. He really, really didn’t like this, but he couldn’t quite bring himself to tell Nessa that, who Josuke had asked to look after him and make sure the older man didn’t attempt to over exert himself yet again.
If he were younger he could see himself being an ass about it, similar to how he would speak to his mother when she coddled him during his high school days. Now, however, he just accepted the gross medicine with only a gruff thanks as his way of showing gratitude. He was thankful for the concern, really, but he’d much rather be doing something useful with his time.
“You don’t have to do this, you know. I can take care of myself just fine. I’m feeling fine now, anyway. Tell Josuke thanks for his concern, too, but I don’t need it.”
“You should definitely consider it,” Jotaro mutters, eyeing the male seated before him. He doesn’t know much about him other than his lineage and apparent criminal record. By some twisted way of fate they’re related too, kind of, thanks to that madness Dio caused years prior.
“One is never too late to change how they are. Saying that sounds more like laziness and a lack of desire to change more than anything.”
All the colors flying around are a blur as scenes that he’s never actually witnessed and could only imagine play through his mind. There’s lot’s of yelling, too, and pain. And suffering. He can’t actually feel anything since he’s asleep but he’s not aware of that and all he knows is the feelings he thinks are real (they’re very real and he dreams about this a lot).
The scene changes and he thinks the worst of it all is over but then instead of them (Avdol, Iggy, Kakyoin) it’s them. It’s his wife and his six year old daughter Jolyne. It’s two of the few people he loves most in the world (not including his grandparents and mother) and all he can do is shout in desperation and watch in horror as they’re taken from him by that yellow demon—that fucking monster—that took away so many he cared for already.
Suddenly this vision of horror is cut short by a familiar shout of his name as he’s shaken awake by none other than Joseph. He can’t hear what the old man is saying as his mind’s still bleary from sleep, but he can feel his heart beating fast and the thin layer of a cold sweat. He can already hardly remember the most vivid details but he knows it was horrible, knows it was something he must prevent from ever happening.
That’s why he’s here, after all. He’s away from home investigating potentially dangerous Stand Users to make sure no one that dangerous ever threatens his family again. He’ll be gone for a few months, but it’s to keep them safe. Anything to keep them safe…
“Ah… Don’t worry about it, jiji. It was just a bad dream. I’m sorry for waking you. Don’t worry about me. Go back to sleep.”
Jotaro’s never been one to keep up with someone talking so animatedly (the obvious exception being his mother, who’s the most cheerful person he’s ever known). It’s usually the product of something he doesn’t even want to listen to, so why bother? Still, he tunes in just to not come off as overly rude and blinks in surprise.
That’s definitely not English or Japanese.
“Er—what? I literally don’t understand a single word you’re saying,” he says, the rare shock and intrigue evident on his face. It definitely doesn’t sound like another Asian language. It sounds far too exotic and different than what he’s used to. “What language are you speaking?”
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them .
Δ = playing with their hair .
❤ = kissing them .
₪ =
asking them out for dinner .
☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) .
♘ = stabbing them .
♕ = bowing down before them .
♒ = lying to them .
✿ = buying them flowers .
☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story .
☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm .
✎ = speaking in a different language .
✏ = teaching them a different language .
▄ = telling them a joke .
♬ = singing to them .
☹ = insulting a loved one .
ஐ = slapping them .
✂ = threatening them .
❃ = dancing with them .
▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮
= waking them up after a nightmare .
♣ = discovering them crying .
回 = patching a wound .
✮ = stargazing .
▓ = caught stealing their belongings .
☽ = wandering alone at night .
♡ = complimenting them .
≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .
☢ = falling over .
✦ = being well-dressed .
❂ = wiping blood off their face .
◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them .
⇕ = holding their hand .
↱ = being lost with them .
☠ = pushing them against a wall .
“Oh no–I don’t need any money,” she replied. “I was just–ah–looking at that half-a-sandwich you’ve got there. It’s kind of just sitting there, uneaten. And if you don’t wanna eat it–”
She wriggled her shoulders, a smile crossing her face. “–well, sharing is caring!”
“Oh,” Jotaro follows her line of vision, meeting his half-eaten sandwich. Thankfully, it was cut in half prior to him eating it so he hadn’t even touched this piece. He figured he probably should eat it since he’s spent so much time wearing himself out recently, but he doesn’t feel hungry. With a shrug Jotaro pushes the plate in her direction.
