“I’m not fond of beating around the bush. It’s annoying and wastes time, especially when there are more important matters to worry about. I thought you were aware of this already from our previous run in with each other.”
“I seriously doubt that. I’ve met crazy,” Jotaro furrows his eyebrows and visibly frowns at the thought. “What makes you say that? Did someone tell you that?”
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you look important… or at least your suit does.
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statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here.
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make yourself comfortable, why don’t you.
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you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years.
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if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way.
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are they still following us?
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when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive.
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you can’t be serious.
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excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door.
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hug me.
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what’s that? it smells like feet.
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how long was your prison sentence?
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don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness.
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look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’
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don’t kill your partner on your first day.
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i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most.
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my woman would never wear anything like that.
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smoothly done.
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you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou.
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and remember… take it like a pussy.
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not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you?
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either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here.
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would you like a bigger glass?
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no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner.
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don’t you make me put you over my knee.
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so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle.
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i like my women strong.
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now we are engaged. again.
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i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me.
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i’m okay, i think.
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i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks.
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you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours.
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you can see the future?
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i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone.
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darling, time to go.
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they had it coming.
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you need to control your temper.
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i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me.
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i quite like him.
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i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance!
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the thing is… i work better alone.
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i’m not leaving.
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and what, exactly, did you do to him?
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just shut up and watch me work.
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you’re trembling.
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it’s going to be okay.
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i’ll be close by.
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help yourself to a drink.
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so sorry to keep you waiting.
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i thought i was doing so well.
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the fault doesn’t lie in your performance.
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she seemed so innocent.
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i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself.
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man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear.
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i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you.
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it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position.
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“Interesting,” Jotaro says, doing nothing more than eye the other male curiously. He’s a lot less shocked than he should be, but that’s only because he’s already experienced so much strange bullshit that this is nothing in comparison to most of it.
“I’m Jotaro Kujo. You might not believe me this but you’re my great great grandfather. I can’t really explain how this happened since I don’t know myself. What’s the last thing you recall before running into me?” Jotaro takes out a pen and notepad to take notes on anything that Jonathan tells him, hoping to write down all the specifics to solve this mystery. Jotaro isn’t the type to believe in fate or anything like that, but he’s pretty sure Jonathan doesn’t belong here for a reason. This could disrupt the timeline or something strange like that… If he is the real Jonathan. In the back of his mind he’s already prepared to summon Star Platinum faster than the blink of an eye, but presently he senses no malice coming from the other male.
Jotaro expects Rohan to meet him at 12 o’clock sharp. This was an arrangement made between the two of them a week in advance, something about everyone on their whole little ‘team’ having at least one mini-adventure together. He’s already gone hunting with Josuke and had that unfortunate run-in with Killer Queen’s Sheer Heart Attack with Koichi. While he hadn’t gone on one with Okuyasu yet (he wasn’t sure if the face-off against Akira truly counted since all of them were there), he truly knew little to nothing about Rohan save for what Koichi and Josuke told him.
Needless to say Jotaro wasn’t exactly one to judge others without getting to know them first (they’ve exchanged a few ‘hellos’ and numbers as a result of both being involved with the search for Yoshikage Kira), but what he’s heard isn’t exactly promising.
Honestly, Jotaro can respect a man who’s made such a name for himself at such a young age. He’s familiar with Pink Dark Boy and acknowledges Rohan’s skills as a mangaka so perhaps…
Perhaps he isn’t ‘the most annoying asshole ever’ as his uncle so eloquently put it.
Regardless, Jotaro believes this will be a pleasant outing. Unlike most of the others that Jotaro’s been recently acquainted with Rohan is an adult like himself. They’re not even out on Stand User business as Rohan simply agreed to accompany him at the beach to sketch some of the starfish and other shallow-water sea creatures.
Just as Jotaro looks up from the newspaper he was skimming he’s alerted to the sound of a car door opening a few yards away, his gaze drawn away from the pseudo-flashy vehicle to the designer shoes and pants stepping out.
‘That must be him,’ he thinks, standing up and making his way over to greet the artist. He doesn’t offer much more than a gruff hello before jumping right into business, explaining how part of this involves Rohan stepping into the water with him to really get an eye for the sealife, eyeing those pristine white boots as he says so. Hopefully Rohan isn’t the awfully vain type? Or won’t care about removing his shoes?
“… But if you’d rather we do some investigating on the topic of Yoshikage Kira’s whereabouts we can do that instead. I just figured sketching would be something more enjoyable and a nice break from the stress of that.”
NAME naomi PRONOUNS she/her SEXUALITY idk how 2 describe it but basically idc ZODIAC SIGN capricorn TAKEN OR SINGLE single THREE FACTS ( 1 ) i’m from california ( 2 ) i still haven’t finished part 6 bc i want to live in denial ( 3 ) maki and rin are best girls
2. EXPERIENCE
HOW LONG ( MONTHS / YEARS ? ) like 5 years?? since 2011 man PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED twitter, tumblr, skype mostly BEST EXPERIENCE ok look don’t roast me but back in 2013 i roleplayed snk and i made some great friends like it was me (jean), armin, eren, and mikasa and our shenanigans together were just so funny i really miss having something like that ahhh we were like a squad it was the best
3. MUSE PREFERENCES
FEMALE OR MALE i’ve mostly written male characters but i have no preference tbh im down for both if the muse comes to me MULTI OR SINGLE multi bc like outside of rp i multiship so hard ahhh
4. WRITING PREFERENCES
FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT DUDE I LOVE ALL OF THEM but uh angst is my number 1 i love pain PLOTS OR MEMES i prefer memes for shorter stuff and to have some quick fun and maybe build a dynamic but plots is ideal for long shit especially angst i crave death y’all LONG OR SHORT REPLIES uh well i like both? and depends on the thread too tbh ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) no jotaro is amazing and wonderful and smart and handsome and badass and i am the exact opposite of that. also he’s kinda mean and blunt and im just a big baby so no
Surprised at the small request he actually made, it caused a melodic giggle to be heard from his lips. If that was all then why not ? “Alright alright, have it your way “ she said giving a small wink while leaning her chin upon the palm of her hand. Such an interesting man wasnt he ?
Before answering his question she sled small piece of papper to him with phone number scribbled upon it. “My contact , so we can share in information, I know the hotel you are staying at. Not a bad choice I must say~” she added with wide grin across those crimson lips.
“If you are any good with tracking people down,that would be grand, for now I only have few leads which are mostly pulled out of dead people “
“Thanks,” Jotaro says, accepting the slip of paper. He briefly considers giving her his as well but opts against it. Since she apparently knows where he’s staying she can just call the hotel if she needs to speak with him. He’s not even going to bother asking about it, but it does serve as a reminder to him to be on higher alert since this stranger knows so much. He’ll be having a word with the Speedwagon Foundation employees that organized this, that’s for sure.
“Honestly, I’m more of the guy that beats the shit out of people. It’s something I’ve been doing for a while,” Jotaro says it casually because he doesn’t mean to brag at all, he’s stating facts. However, he’s done some work like that. Recent, too, with all that business that went down in Morioh.
“If that’s what you need me for, though, I can lend a hand,” Jotaro offers, considering that he might get work done a lot faster now that he doesn’t have to work on his thesis or worry about a group of teens distracting him.
“Is this all you needed me for, then?” He’s relieved, actually, since this went a lot quicker than he expected and he got far more information than he was hoping for.
Jotaro doesn’t particularly care for it. Despite all his travels his not really the adventurous type unless he has to be, and this includes small things like searching for treasure. It’s not like he needs the money or anything, and he figures anything truly “worth” finding isn’t worth the hassle (like treasure at the bottom of the sea and stuff like that). He’s more of a fan of learning and research than material things, anyway.
