teezmesoftly:

_Friendly:

_{“Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?”
“Uh.. I think I’m lost.”
“Wow, those are some awesome threads!”
“Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!”
“Oh dear, do you need help?”
“You look like you could use a hand.”
“You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?”}

_Rude:

_{“Watch where you’re going.”
“Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“Get lost, would ya?”
“I don’t have time to play tour guide.”
“Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you.”}

_Dramatic:

_{“Wait! Stop!”
“Don’t let them find us.”
“I don’t wanna be left alone.”
“Get out of the way!”
“Are you dead?”
“Hurry! Run!”}

_Flirty:

_{“Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?”
“I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan.”
“Hey there, Foxy Mama.”
“Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice.”
“How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games.”
“All you have to do is say, “yes”.}

_Romantic:

_{“Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen.”
“I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice.”
“Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel.”
“Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?”
“I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed.”
“No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty.”}

_Enemy:

_{“At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!”
“What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long.”
“How would you like to be full of holes?”
“You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. ”
“I will make you experience unimaginable pain.”
“Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way.”}

_Unemotional:

_{“Love is illogical, it means nothing to me.”
“The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being.”
“Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone.”
“Why are you hugging me?”
“He’s dead, let’s move on.”
“Why is family so important to you?”.}

bowiisms:

 ’ The Lego Movie ’ Sentence Starters

• “You don’t have to be the bad guy.”
• “You are the most talented, most interesting, and most extraordinary person in the universe.”
• “Darn, darn, darn, darny-darn!”
• “ I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.”
• “If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it.”
• “Look, um… I watch a lot of cop shows on TV… isn’t there supposed to be a-… Isn’t there supposed to be a good cop?”
• “I’m your friendly neighborhood police officer!”
• “We’re about to crash into the sun.”
• “Yeah, but it’s gonna look really cool.”
• “Do you know what kind of sunburn I’m going to get?”
• “I’m covered in latex.”
• “I super hate you.”
• “All this is true because it rhymes.”
• “What if there’s such a thing as a bunkbed but as a couch?”
• “That’s literally the dumbest thing I ever heard.”
• “I’m here to see… your butt!”
• “Is that a last name Butt, first name Your…?”
• “… Blah, blah, blah. Proper name. Place name. Backstory stuff…”
• “I think I got it. But just in case… tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.”
• “Come with me if you want to not die.”
• “That’s a suggestion. They have to put that on there.”
• “Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones.”
• “I know that sounds like a cat poster but it’s true.”
• “But how could I just decide to believe that I’m special when I’m not?”
• “The prophecy… I made it up.”
• “I liked _____ before it was cool.”
• “Business, business, business. Numbers.”
• “Honey? Where are my paaaaaaaants?”
• “Marry a marshmallow.”
• “What’re you losers talking about?”
• “You need to be more friendly!”
• “Does he have super gross hands that look like they’re made out of big pink sausages, like eagle talons mixed with squid?”
• “Oh, we got a hugger.”
• “Why are my pants cold and wet?”
• “Did you just call me old?”
• “All you have to do is believe that you are special, then you are special.”
• “Well, where can we go where we can’t be found?”
• “I feel something inside it’s like… the opposite of happiness!”
• “I must stay positive. Bubblegums! Butterflies? Cotton Candy…?”
• “The walls are crying!”
• “First law of the sea: Never place yer rear end on a pirate’s face.”
• “Here’s how we do it pirate style!”
• “Po-lice to meet you.”
• “We’ll wing it… That’s a bat pun.”
  
• “It turns out that hairy one’s a dude.”
• “You are so disappointing on so many levels.”
• “What a bunch of hippie, dippie baloney!”
• “It makes me just wanna pick up whoever’s standing closest to me and just throw them out this window.”
• “No…more…Mr. Nice Guy!”
• “It is indeed super sweet.”
• “Hey, not so special anymore, huh?”
• “Unfortunately I’m gonna have to leave you here to die.”
• “So I guess running around and screaming is normal.”

redlips-blooddrops:

Giving small curt nod with her head she has entered the old timer already taking her seat inside the car. The driver needed no command from her since it’s all been set up front. One has to think few steps head if he or she was to gain the upper hand, no? She was surprised how well Kujo was taking this situation, far too stoic for her taste but then again she was far too relaxed most of the time.

Hearing his question though, made her rose a single brow small smirk dancing along corner of her lips. It was obvious he was not the small talk kind of man …at all. 

“Leave the talking to me darling, I’m the expert on that here. Besides as said you will be the bodyguard, keep your distance and scare off unwanted company,” she said giving a small wink while looking out the window observing the night life of the city. 

“And once this is all over we do not have to speak ever again~”

The reassurance his nice, Jotaro thinks, and he can handle just scaring away unwanted company. He’s well aware of the rather intimidating way he presents himself, and even in his discomfort because of his attire (and lack of his hat… He should’ve just worn it anyway, he thinks) he’s sure he can manage posing as a silent bodyguard well enough. 

“You think that just this will be the key to cracking the mystery?” Jotaro asks with the slightest tilt of his head. That’s a little quick… Then again, it’s not like he wants to spend months here. Maybe if he finishes this he’ll be able to take a break and finish his daughter… Probably not. There’s always something that comes up. He doesn’t want to remain to hopeful, even in the case of the investigation he’s doing here. “Or is that just as much as you’re willing to help for no charge?” 

I’m already on it.

Yare yare… I’m so glad the weird shit always happens to jiji and not me. 

continued from here

“It’s not a big deal,” Jotaro shrugs. It’s something he’ll forget about quickly. Besides, it’s obvious to him that whatever the matter was frustrated this woman. He didn’t really know the full extent, after all. Maybe she had previously tried and it simply hadn’t worked. Not all methods worked for everyone, and some just happened to be more susceptible to to getting bothered than others. Really, he’s surprised this wasn’t something that occurred to him sooner. 

“If you don’t mind me asking… What exactly is the problem that you’re having?”