Would Jotaro suck at massages or be the best masseuse around? 😉
I don’t think Jotaro is particularly good or bad at them, but if anything I’d say he’s more toward just not very experienced with them? Maybe he gave his mom a few when he was younger if she was ever feeling pained/sore. He’s probably just average.
“ joseph joestar! he’s my husband- that silly man must have ran off on me again. he always gets so excitable when it comes to bargaining. ah, sorry for wasting your time signor. ”
“Yare yare…” Jotaro mutters. He can’t really help himself given that this has to be the work of some annoying Stand. Was he sent back in time? Was his grandmother aged down somehow? Or is it something else entirely? Life was b i z a r r e like that.
“I know him, actually. I can help you look.” Walking around might help fit the pieces of this puzzle together…
“Not as dangerous as being my mother’s child. But don’t worry about it, okay? Just let me know if you need my help or… Something? Maybe even someone to talk to I guess.”
“I’m not really a small talk person,” Jotaro says, opting to not say anything regarding the comment on her mother. He’s not one to pry into other people’s business since he doesn’t like it when others bombard him with invasive questions, but the look of concern on his stern features is still there. Is her mother a Stand User…?
“You’re free to talk as much as you like, though. Just don’t be annoying about it.”
“Ah… I see…. I’m sorry if things are going bad for you. I’m sure the situation will get better soon! But if it doesn’t, stuff like that usually fixes itself over time I guess…”
“Hm. Who are you anyway, kid? You know you shouldn’t be offering to pose as some stranger’s child. That’s dangerous.”